Henny's glad she's not a goose. Eat pork -- the other white meat!
It's Christmas Eve. American traditions for today include
1. Realizing you will not be ready in time for Christmas
2. Realizing any last minute needs won't be met because
- grocery shelves are plundered, or
- you'd have to wait in a queue longer than a line for free money and
- whipped cream really isn't that important.
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