Walking In A Winter Wonderland

This song's fun. I think I memorized the words when I was a child and even though it isn't a hymn, I definitely associate it with Christmas. Below are the lyrics to a silly parody by -- who else? -- Weird Al Yankovic. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing the first time I heard it. I love to make up cranked lyrics too. If Al and I ever put our heads together, look out world! ~~GHC


Winter Wonderland (by Dick Smith, Felix Bernard 1934)

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Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
in the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
we're happy tonight,
walking in a winter wonderland.

Gone away is the bluebird,
here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song,
as we go along,
walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say: Are you married?
we'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
when you're in town.

Later on, we'll conspire,
as we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
the plans that we've made,
walking in a winter wonderland.

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
in the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
we're happy tonight,
walking in a winter wonderland.

Gone away is the bluebird,
here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song,
as we go along,
walking in a winter wonderland.


In the meadow we can build a snowman,
and pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
until the alligators knock him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,
walking in a winter wonderland.

Walking in a winter wonderland,
walking in a winter wonderland.

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Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics - Walking Around In Women's Underwear Lyrics

Lacey things your wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission

I'm wearin' her clothes, her silk panty hose
Walkin round' in women's underwear
In the store there's a teddy
with little straps like spaghetti
It holds me so tight like handcuffs at night
Walkin' round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say "are you ready?" we'll say "WOW! Man...lets wait until the wife is outta town!"
Later on if you wanna, we can dress like Madonna
Put on some high shade and join the parade
Walkin' round' in women's underwear

Lacey things...missin'
didn't ask permision
wearin her clothes, her silk panty hose
Walkin' round' in women's underwear
Walkin' round' in women's underwear
Walkin' round' in women's underwear