Creative Puns for "Educated Minds"

Received this from my mother in law in email this afternoon. ~~Ginger

CREATIVE PUNS FOR 'EDUCATED MINDS'





1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir

Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.



2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out

to be an optical Aleutian.



3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.



4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was

a weapon of math disruption.



5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his

work.



6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.



7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.



8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.



9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.



10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.



11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.



12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.



13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to

the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."



14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.




15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."



16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When

his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change

yet."



17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.



19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.



20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.



21. A backward poet writes inverse.



22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.



23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.



24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!