Thursday, November 15, 2012

Selective Sensitivity

My smoke detector is so sensitive, it alarms when the oven's on at 400+ degrees for more than ten minutes. Incense? No problem. I can smoke the house up till it looks like an opium den and the smoke detector nods its happy little head in time with the music. When I used to chain-smoke cigarettes, the smoke detector didn't care one whit. 

Makes me wonder when it and the oven had their first falling out.~~GH

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