Momma 2, Me 0

(Representational photograph - not my actual papers)

So for maybe the first time ever, my kitty Momma had residual food in her bowl when it was feeding time. Surprised, I plopped her portion in with my cheerful "There ya go!" 

With a baleful glance, she did a 180 and flounced (yes, cats are capable of flouncing) into the living room where she proceeded to, one by one, push all the papers off the arm of the couch into the floor.

Then she returned to the kitchen and began to eat.