Thursday, March 14, 2013

The Secret Cats Don't Want You to Know

I finally figured out the laser beam eyes thing. It's the kitty equivalent of the neuralyzer (flashy thing) from "Men in Black." The neuralyzer removes the memory of a target or witness, then puts them under a hypnotic state, making them susceptible to suggestion and implantation of false memories. A new memory is then substituted for the old one.

Here, I accidentally caught her studying (I'm not supposed 
to know she can read), and she neuralyzed me. Luckily, the iPhone blocked the beam or the world would never know the truth.~~GH

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