Bayer Birth Control Fail

Wanna see some fun in a few months? Watch this: Since the "government" has now "approved" aspirin as contraception, aspiring manufacturers will be forced to re-label their product to avoid liability. In other words, if some woman gets pregnant and claims she used the ole aspirin-between-the-knees defense and the product wasn't labeled to disclaim a certain percentage of "fail rate" and such, then the aspirin manufacturer would be liable for damages. Chew on that and when it happens, remember I said it first. ~~GHC