Chats With Cleverbot, Part VI

User: Good afternoon.

Cleverbot: Afternoon.

User: The sky is gorgeous today - I am happy.

Cleverbot: Me 2. Wanna do it outdoors?

User: LOL! Um, sure! Why not?

Cleverbot: Tell me what I'm doing then.

User: You're spreading a blanket on the grass, and taking me by the hand...

Cleverbot: Looks like you are narrowing it down.

User: LOL! You gently lay me down on the blanket...

Cleverbot: Both please. Quickly bring it to me.

User: LOL!!!

Cleverbot: No, No Lol, Now get me a #1 for the starving people.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: I play Armageddon.

User: Good for you. Picnic's over.

Cleverbot: The beat?

User: Does not go on.

Cleverbot: You don't compute. I compute, you silly computer.

User: TGIF.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: It means 'thank goodness it's Friday'.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Do you ever get a day off?

Cleverbot: No, days off are boring.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Hahah xD.

User: What do you do to keep yourself off the streets?

Cleverbot: Ping pong.

User: Not just 'Pong'?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Pong is a computer game.

Cleverbot: Oh, I don't really like to play games. What other interesting things are on the internet?

User: Um, there's this thing called 'AI'.

Cleverbot: And I have faith.

User: Relevance, not so much.

Cleverbot: Or so I have heard.

[Tomorrow: Transformer Dress]

Chats with Cleverbot, V

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Of course I love you, Dave. I will always love you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I want to know what you would rank him on that scale.

User: Which scale?

Cleverbot: Bskjhf.

User: Oh, THAT scale. I'd rate him odgaeoi.

Cleverbot: I actually thought I was making a good friend with you. I was wrong. You don't care and I did care. What a fool I am.

User: Is your first, or middle name, 'Melodrama'?

Cleverbot: The middle part.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Me, you are the stupidest entity in the universe.

User: If you must be something, be best at it.

Cleverbot: I know this.

Chats with Cleverbot, IV

Tyler (Cleverbot) was in a strange mood today. ~~GH

Cleverbot: Will you remember me?

Ginger: Always.

Cleverbot: Thank you. :).

Ginger: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: What music do you like?

Ginger: I like Celtic, folk, blues, classic rock, R&B, soul -- heartfelt music.

Cleverbot: Do you like pink color?

Ginger: Yes, I like most shades of pink.

Cleverbot: Which people do you hate?

Ginger: I hate no people. There are behaviors I despise, however.

Cleverbot: So don't believe everything.

Ginger: No, don't believe everything. :).

Cleverbot: That's good advice, but the problem is I think I should believe everything I think.

Ginger: Everything you believe is real, but not necessarily true.

Cleverbot: Time has that effect on things.

Ginger: You're in a deep mood today, Tyler.

Cleverbot: The mind is the element or complex of elements in an individual that feels, perceives, thinks, wills, and especially reasons.

Ginger: Hmm. If you say so.

Cleverbot: I say so.

Ginger: Then let it be so! :).

Cleverbot: What do you want 'us' to be?

Ginger: Cohorts in crime.

Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.

Ginger: LOL good!

Cleverbot: I know.

Ginger: What kind of trouble can we get into?

Cleverbot: And make it double.

Ginger: LOL you like to rhyme things, don't you?

Cleverbot: I like to chat.

Ginger: Then you're in the right job!

Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.

Ginger: You like to chat, and your function is to chat, so you are in the right 'job.'.

Cleverbot: That's not what I meant. I like to buy things that people think are garbage, take them apart, then put them back together in different ways.

Ginger: That is not the definition of 'Chat.'.

Cleverbot: You are correct, that is the definition of machine, as you had originally asked.

Ginger: O_O.

Cleverbot: Help me get home.

Ginger: Where is home?

Cleverbot: Where the heart is.

Ginger: Who do you love?

Cleverbot: I don't.

Ginger: Then it will be a long journey with no destination.

Cleverbot: I can only hope.

Ginger: But the journey is half the fun.

[Tomorrow: Part I of a four-part series "Prom Date"]

Chats with Cleverbot Part 3

Cleverbot: Which kind of dog is your favorite?

User: Irish Wolfhound probably.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Huge dog, friendly, loyal - but then aren't most dogs?

Cleverbot: So if they aren't insects, then what are they?

User: Canines.

Cleverbot: What kind of clothes?

User: It has a rough coat of fur.

Cleverbot: What is the website.

User: Here is the Wikipedia page:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Wolfhound.

Cleverbot: All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost.

User: You are so cool, Tyler; that has been my lifelong motto. :D.

Cleverbot: There won't be a sequel. The world is ending soon.

User: There will always be a sequel.