I have a confession to make. It may come as a shock to some of you, but occasionally I invoke curses to befall people.
Not often.
Rarely, in fact. But I do, indeed, curse people from time to time.
I always use the same curse -- it's time-tested, proven effective, and 100% sure to happen -- every time. Again, I do this RARELY. And I always feel a little ashamed when I do resort to this level of behavior.
The wording is quite simple. It goes like this:
May all of your babies be born nekked.
There, now you know. I hope you don't think less of me. ~~GH
