Day Four: No Pop

Day Four: No Pop

Data Observed: I woke up with a brain-splitting headache. Everything annoys me. We’re out of pop.

Conclusion: Pop is evil. ~~GHC

Day 3: No Pop

Day 3 No Pop:

Data Observed: Conservatives are acting like idiots. The litter box is dirty. The car needs washed. Laundry needs folded.

Conclusions: Pop makes politics more tolerable. Pop cleans kitty potties. Pop keeps vehicles clean. Pop folds clothing. Pop is good.~~GHC

No Pop: Day Two

Day Two: No pop.

Data Observed: Slept in till 11. Have yawned all day. Thinking is foggy and I’m freezing. It snowed. Have too much homework.

Conclusion: Consuming pop helps one wake up on time and feel more alert. Pop keeps me warm. Pop prevents snow and excessive homework. Pop is good.~~GHC

Karen Carpenter and Stopping Drinking Pop

Karen Carpenter singing acapella - heavenly

Just a little joy for a change. We all need some.

And my latest observations, phrased in fallacious thinking and conclusions in the spirit of modern America. Enjoy. ~~GHC

Stopping Drinking Pop

Day One: No pop.

Data Observed: Feeling irritated and intolerant of others. Laptop is running too slow and is annoying.

Conclusion: Consuming pop makes one happy and tolerant and patient. Pop keeps computers in working order. Pop is a good thing.