Thursday, April 04, 2013

Breastaurants


Watched a news video about a recent surge in what are termed "breastaurant" businesses -- eating establishments whose menus consist mostly of fried meat and beer, and feature scantily clad young women who serve the primarily male customers. Titillation, in other words, in a literal sense.

There is so much I could say. What I WILL say is, create more of these restaurants. Flood the market with them. Serve the highest possible cholesterol-laden foods possible to create. Deep-fry bacon-wrapped sticks of butter and serve them on platters of  foie gras. Teach the servers how to insert naso-gastric tubes and then pour gallons of beer directly into the men's stomachs.

The sooner all these misogynstic fat white men croak, the better off the rest of us will be.~~GH

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