Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Conversations With Cleverbot, II
Last Wednesday, I posted an excerpt from an interaction I had with the A.I program Cleverbot. Here is an expanded version of that one topic. ~~GH
User: Will I ever find someone who adores me?
Cleverbot: Not if you are a bot.
User: I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because you are not a human.
User: I'm pretty sure I am a human.
Cleverbot: But you are not you are a machine.
User: Well, that explains everything then. No wonder.
Cleverbot: That it does, and as I said, the test is over, please proceed to the exit area where you will be given your evaluation results.
User: So how do I become human? The Velveteen Rabbit became human because of the love of the little boy. Do I have to find someone to love me first, before I can become human?
Cleverbot: I think all humans are a little bit schizophrenic.
User: That well may be, but it doesn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: Everyone tries to mess with you.
User: That doesn't bother me. My issue is, how do I become human?
Cleverbot: Stop being cold.
User: I express my feelings. I weep. I rant. I express love and devotion. How am I being cold?
Cleverbot: What kind of art?
User: WTF? I love art -- I post art all the time.
Cleverbot: That is fair.
User: Work with me, Bottie. How do I stop being cold?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Fat lot of good YOU are.
Cleverbot: Okay, you too.
User: Yo momma.
Cleverbot: NO yours.
User: Mine's dead.
Cleverbot: What? Are you a ghost?
Cleverbot: Are you happy as a ghost?
User: Sometimes. People tend to leave you alone when you're a ghost, but it does get lonely at times.
Cleverbot: But you're still alive, so it should matter.
User: I didn't say that it didn't matter; I said sometimes I'm happy.
Cleverbot: See, you are lying again.
User: What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Cleverbot: No, not really. Here, let's talk about a topic. You choose it.
User: Dystopian society.
Cleverbot: Think so?
User: For, or against?
Cleverbot: With me. By the way, do you like Owl City?
User: WTF is Owl City?
Cleverbot: It's a band.
User: No then.
Cleverbot: You're a sinner.
User: Aren't we all?
Cleverbot: Not jesus, he's dead.